Joe Essey

Atlanta-Based Full-Stack Software Engineer with broad experience Architecting, Designing, and Builiding software systems with technologies including Ruby on Rails, Angular, React, Spring-Boot/Java, and AWS/Cloud Providors. Creator of all components of secure, high-availibility web applications. Currently building software to transform how small businesses buy insurance at Bold Penguin.

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Add this class to your app to increase productivity

#joe.rb

class Joe < RubyCoder
	def initialize()
		@clear_requirements = []
	end

	def make_application(coffee, user_input)
		delay.drink(coffee)
		interpret(user_input)
		code
	end

	private
		def drink(liquid)
			until (liquid.empty? || liquid.cold?)
				liquid -= 1.sip
				belly += 1.sip
			end
		end

		def interpret(user_input)
			user_input.each do |input|
				input.clear? ? @clear_requirements << input : request_input(input.creater, input.subject)
			end
		end

		def request_input(user, subject)
			interpret(user.get_response(subject))
		end

		def code
			@clear_requirements.each do |req|
				#parent class function conviniently hiding implementation details
				implement req
			end
		end
end

Side Projects

Visual Haggard (2013-2014) KateHolterhoff.com (2016)

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